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What is WOKE?

Urban Dictionary defines woke as “being in the Matrix and taking the red pill”. Being WOKE is being illuminated by the truest truth, and also - and most importantly - getting to wear really cool clothes.

Now, we all agree the Matrix had some awesome fits, but for regular life, folks need a little bit of comfort and ease that the good ole’ Matrix latex just doesn’t provide.

That’s where WOKE comes in. Now you can show off your style and moral high ground while wearing comfy garments of high quality cotton with the coolest prints out there.

Take a look at our selection of witty designs and choose the WOKE statement you want to make today!

Interested in getting a WOKE original of your own, but not completely convinced?

Read what the WOKE folks have to say about us and our products!

“I bought the HOLY DUCK t-shirt, and was instantly in love with it upon opening my package. Life is hell and existence is futile, but this little duck reminds me there are small joys out there, like a good pun or watching someone you hate get pooped on by a bird”

“GOSH, I don’t have the words to say how much I love WOKE! I guess I could say that this project is super cool and funny? I don’t know, I’m just a robot. Go ask one of your fleshy friends”

“WOKE changed my life, cleansed my chakras AND my pores, totally changed my mindset - wait, this is not a mindfulness app? Ohhhhh so you guys make t-shirts? Cool, cool, got anything with corgis?”

“Hey guys! It’s me, the person writing everything you see on this website! I know we haven’t known each other very long, but I hope you like what you see - we had a lot of fun creating this project and I totally appreciate your support, which is great. You know what would be greater, though? Buying a WOKE original! Seriously, get one. Have a little fun, you deserve it! The quality is quite good too, and I’m not just saying that because I got one for free”